I know,I know….the speculations and notes about the content you have made glancing over the topic are really close to these;
What the bloody hell is the matter with you ?! Seriously this is real mature,you got a magnum multitude of inspiration from Queen kangana.
How could you write this as an entry to QLS,women are you out of your cruel senses;may be you never had them at first place.
Some one please write a call to Dr.shakoor. Got a case on social bipolar.
No she ain’t a woman right in mind,she is an immature baby girl in love with justin barbie and at the same time fawning over buzz light year from star command of toy story.
we don’t need any advisory service from you. Relationship hack from a woman who can’t even differentiate between amal malik and armaan malik ; and all she cares is they are maliks.
This is no woman magazine lass. This is boys we are talking about.
Boys, boys are taboos, good girls don’t discuss them in open .
Guessed all of them right? Did not I?
But If you think you are a mortal aphrodite and more voluptas and earth shaking than your crush’s present lady love you are at the right place.
It is the need of hour to tell you a thing that all of you already know but don’t acknowledge;
achi larkiyan is a myth.
Choosing some one is not a wrong thing.in this life we woman are always gonna be compared with the pious woman of past who married the ones their parent’s asked and stayed at homes like forever and eternity.
But the point alpha is; All those women tied the knot at an age of 11 to 16 and for your law it is balika vadhu,kachi umar k kache dhage type.
And point beta is they had zero to minus 90 exposure to media.
On the brighter contrast you are more hormonally positive and substantially more on display to norms of society;you are more into hole and if you survive the depth you are the ruth and you are the esther;cherished and beloved above all.
No matter how much our FB privacy is tight or we have a bunch of followers on instagram ; we all have an image of mr.Right in our mind.
We all have crushes!
When I joined this professional college,my momma narrated me the choice rhyme from Rizzo.
I could stay home every night
Wait around for mister Right
Take cold showers every day
And throw my life away
For a dream that won’t come true
News Flash;There is no Mister Right!
You have got every right to fall in love,to choose some one to be a part of your life and be open about it when you are something ;when he is something on scales of life.you can’t possibly love a cable operator when you are a Tv saga heroine.That is how life works,find your heart that is your half part not the one who subtracts you.
So here are the steps;
Master of stalking:
YES this is the most important rule in making sure you steal a guy who is already taken.incorporate yourself in his daily life .after all you want to make sure he KNOWS how devoted you are to him than his current love interest.
1) Hide behind the first tree planted on way to college canteen,and then pop suddenly out of nowhere when he walks past the tree to put him under knowledge that universe teleports you where ever he is at the moment ; your stars of destiny and planets of fate want this to happen.
2)If you live in faisal hall then this one is a jackpot for you;make peep holes in rear walls of faisal hall which open into boys hostel and keep him under observation.
3)You can even dig a tunnel between his and your room to make sure mosquitoes don’t touch him at night.after all he is all yours and you don’t want some mosquito step children with his blood in them.
4)Make sure you are at the ghazali sports complex at the same time he is. (If he is not an athletic person, you have to doubt he has a romantic friend that is actually a girl)
5)Get a temporary job at the gas station he refuels his bike at.
6)Stay every time of the day at QBC,daily note every single thing he buys and make sure you shift your groceries to his choice; men have hearts in gut. 7)Hell! even make sure you befriend all of his friends in real life and on FB and instagram. Transform yourself into his Girlfriend:
This may seem a little odd but true love needs sacrifices,in order to steal your dream guy who is sadly already taken you need to shape yourself into the EXACT person he is currently dating.
what you should do especially if you are some one with a different hair color,is go to a store which specializes in customary wigs,or if you feel confident with your own hair color,go to a pricey saloon to customize it in the exact same style his girl friend wears.
It may be a problem, if age difference is major so that is what genetic engineering from cuttlefish genes is for ; grow back down all the way once again in reverse.It may cost all of your money including your house but this is what love is :It demands everything in return for something with no promising forever.
Make sure to wear the exact perfume and makeup she wears as well even if you have to leave kyle eye kits, matte lips and nude Shades.I know it is soul tearing but you have to bear it for him.
Make sure you gain access to his Gf’s room (which in girls hostel is not a very big issue) to raid her closet like sherlock so you can wear her clothes.
It really doesn’t matter if they are too big or too small,you should be willing to do whatever it takes to steal him.
And if you feel bad with thievery just remember that ;
She stole your crush;you are only stealing her clothes.
1)Rubbing sand paper over your chiffon head piece and then hot pressing it gives it ability to become frictional,and the moment he passes by you give it a slight wave and boom ; it sticks like leech to his shirt.
Note:don’t do this when he is with his friends (a missed target may result in misconceptions) and don’t try this in hot and humid days so he may not follow trails from where the hawa ka jhonka came which usually 98 percent are unable to construe ,cause men are dumb but you will never know if he belongs to the remaining 2 percent and is acting dumb.
2)Stylo heels tend to be more rigid to artificial falls,try borjan heels when attempting a falsification of fall ; so he may not suspect any foul play.
3)Try Star plus Hyperventilation trick when the above 2 measures fail.
Cause men are Rats, men are fleas on the rats, men are yersinia on the fleas and you know all men can cause psoriasis (Ref: Grease : 56 min: 8 sec)
and fleas need excess expiration volume to cough out yersinia so key hack is hyperventilation.
This is a world wide accepted community medicine J.E park truth.
Get Rid of his girl friend:
This is the last measure if all others fail and you are as miserable as anabelle that is you can’t breathe without him or see him belong to the land of breathers.
Now the appropriate way to do this without raising a suspicion is to plan your assault in trip days to remote areas;you have to only take her to a desolate hill and give her a slight push.
Tada; He is all yours now!
If she survives this ; then don’t worry she is bound to have a memory loss or a plastic surgery.so in nutshell she will never be around you in her real form your crush fell for.
Coming back to the absurd land of reality;
Guys please slap your hands roughly if you were jotting down notes,dear if you ever believed in karma or kifarah don’t steal some one.
You may get the boy with a million bad duas and billion of tears from the girl you stole him, but you know stealing boyfriends causes cancer .
Reference: Body-Guard : 1 hr:8 min :45 sec.
And you will never have a happily ever after.
If he is really yours,he will come to you no matter what and however caused; whenever God will want.
But if you don’t want to wait for him like a good girl;just evaluate the things you love in him and find a person who has them enough to your desires.
A relationship is only for two ; boys ask your so called friends to understand this.
Cause stealing is not worth Loving back!
By Della Maria